Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 2 Recap: Dinner, Doctors and Margaritas

Real Housewives of Miami. Image via Instagram /@Bravo
Real Housewives of Miami. Image via Instagram /@Bravo

Episode 2 of Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 packs all the essentials: emotional showdowns, chaotic trips, and just the right amount of passive-aggressive shade. Key highlights of this episode include Alexia’s eye-opening dinner where she questions her future with Todd, Guerdy’s vulnerable visit to her doctor following reconstructive surgery, and a margarita walk where Julia makes it clear she’s done playing nice with Guerdy.

Of course, it wouldn’t be Real Housewives of Miami without some international drama. Larsa and Lisa’s feud follows them all the way to Fashion Week in Milan, while Jody finds herself at the center of the mess. Meanwhile, back home, friendships are unraveling just as quickly as marriages.

Here’s everything that happened in Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 2, from fashion shows and friendship feuds to that tense dinner and a very pointed toast.


Lisa and Larsa take their feud global on Real Housewives of Miami

The Milan trip may have been about fashion, but it turned into a front-row seat to one of the most heated feuds of Real Housewives of Miami. Lisa and Larsa, who were already on rocky ground after the birthday party blowout, found themselves sharing not just a runway but a car ride.

Larsa didn’t waste any time. She joked as she got in.

“Maybe they can sit in the trunk?”

What was supposed to be a proud moment for both their kids, Lisa and Larsa’s son Preston walking the Phillip Plein runway, quickly turned into passive-aggressive tension and later evolved into a full-blown clash.

Lisa, who had recently reconnected with her father before his heart attack, told Larsa she was “on standby” for updates. Larsa’s response?

“You shouldn’t have come. If he’s not going to make it in a week, why are you here?”

That quote? It might just go down in Real Housewives of Miami history.


Julia and Alexia swap sips and shade over Guerdy

Back in Miami, the margaritas flowed, and so did the gossip. Julia and Alexia took a scenic walk with drinks in hand and dove into the messy situation surrounding Guerdy. Julia didn’t hold back. She told Alexia:

“I frankly don’t care much one way or the other of seeing Guerdy,”

The two were chatting about pilates, friendship, and that now-infamous group call. Julia claimed Guerdy’s reaction was cold after hearing about her sons, and she only said:

“Congrats”

It didn’t stop there. Julia presented receipts, reading texts that suggested Guerdy was more focused on dinner reservations than on being a friend. One message read,

“They don’t have my name on the dinner reservation… I had dinner alone. See you around.”
“She’s not my safe space anymore,”

Julia declared, and just like that, another friendship on Real Housewives of Miami might be headed for the chopping block.


Guerdy takes charge of her health in Real Housewives of Miami

While the drama unfolded elsewhere, Guerdy focused on something much more personal. In a quiet yet powerful moment, she visited her doctor, Dr. Barnavon, and opened up about her recent surgery.

“I recently had breast reconstructive surgery,”

She said during the appointment.

“We did removal of our breast implants.”

The moment was a reminder that real life doesn’t pause for Bravo cameras.

Her ongoing health journey has been one of the most grounded storylines on Real Housewives of Miami this season, and this check-in provided a calm interlude in an otherwise chaotic episode. Still, you could feel the weight of everything she’s been through, and it’s clear that Guerdy isn’t here for the drama Julia’s stirring.


Alexia gets real over dinner and finally says “enough”

Later, Alexia joined Marysol, Julia, and Kiki for dinner with her friend Jonny, where she discussed her situation with Todd.

“I am still in love with this man,”
“And I wanted that, but it’s kind of like, I think he’s been playing me.”

She’s been riding a wave of uncertainty since Todd filed for divorce.

“I feel like the ball is in his court,”

But after everything, including Todd leaving while her son Frankie was there, Alexia appeared to reach her breaking point.

By the end of the dinner, Alexia decided she was done waiting.

“He’s a coward,

The chant of “F*ck Todd!” around the table sealed the deal. It was raw, emotional, and probably the most revealing scene in Real Housewives of Miami this week.


And with that, Real Housewives of Miami delivered another unforgettable episode.

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Edited by Yesha Srivastava